About Alan
Alan Avins
Technical co-founder, Stabilise · London
Started on a helpdesk nearly two decades ago. Worked out quickly that most tickets shouldn't exist, and has been deleting their root causes ever since.
Now builds and secures Apple-first environments for people who would rather be making things. Calm under pressure. Methodical by habit. Automates the boring bits before anyone notices they were boring.
Version 20.26 · Memory: institutional · Uptime: excellent
Metrics · Activity Monitor
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Data migrated, zero drama1 PB+
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Users on networks designed11,000+
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Saved through automation£1M+
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Uptime, designed & delivered99.9%
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Open tickets0
Capabilities · System Services
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running
Apple environments
Mac-first estates designed, deployed and managed. Zero-touch, zero fuss, Jamf-certified.
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running
Automation & AI
If a human does it twice, it gets scripted. AI only where it earns its keep.
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running
Security & identity
SSO, IAM, device management, compliance. Boring on purpose.
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running
Infrastructure & networks
Resilient, multi-site, thousands of users. Designed to be forgotten about.
Currently Running · Processes
| PID | Process | Detail | CPU |
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| 001 | Building Stabilise | Apple-first IT for London's creative businesses. Clarity as a service. | 62% |
| 002 | Putting AI to work | Practical automation for client operations. Ships only if it saves time or money. | 27% |
| 003 | Fractional CTO work | Technology strategy and a calm voice in the room. | 11% |
| — | panic() | never called | 0% |
Contact · New Connection
Bring me your chaos.
The interesting problems are the messy ones. Tell me about yours.
Open Mail → alan@stabilise.ioPort: London · Protocol: plain English · Latency: low
PRINCIPLE.txt
Technology should be a source of clarity, not chaos.
That's the whole file.
chaos.tmp
"chaos.tmp" could not be opened.
The file was automated out of existence in 2019. This is by design.
Longbow · Clout Trials
ROTATE TO PLAY
LONGBOW PREFERS THE WIDE VIEW.
CLICK TO NOCK AN ARROW. MOVE TO AIM. CLICK AGAIN TO LOOSE. HIT THE FLAG.
AVINS OS 20.26 · © 2026 ALAN AVINS · NO FRAMEWORKS, NO TICKETS, NO DRAMA